Everything's Better With A Doughnut

     Think about this for a second and you will see that it's true.  Everything's better with a doughnut.

     The Titanic sunk to the bottom of the ocean.  No matter how you say it or whether or not you knew someone who went down with the ship,  this is an absolute tragedy.  But to hear this news with a jelly doughnut in your face, while it's equally as tragic it's a lot more delicious. 

     Stubbing your little toe on the leg of the coffee table is one of the worst household pains that one can experience without any real bodily damage, think about it and you'll know that I am telling the truth.  It's the kind of pain that makes you want to use foul language and spit on your own carpet.  Again, take the same scenario and insert a bear claw.  There is no less pain and you still want to use foul language but you don't because you have a mouth full of deep fried flavor.

     You come home from work to find that your spouse has packed up and left you while you were gone.  Oh Crap, I'm really going to miss her/him you'll say, and you will mean it.  You totally didn't see that one coming and you feel like there's a hole in the pit of your stomach.  Mmmm, well at least he/she didn't take this apple fritter.  An obvious oversight that you will take advantage of and for just a moment the void in your soul will be filled. 

     I am not a scientist nor a therapist, so if you try these methods and they fail to work for you, please do not try to hold me responsible.

     Today's topic was brought to you by a complete lack of anything useful or productive to say, but this cinnamon roll is fantastic.